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When someone wakes up in the middle of the night, takes a shit and does not remember.
While at Chicagoland Speedway last weekend Mikrut hammered out a “Sleep Log” in the RV.
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Sleeping in boxers is when men (usually) sleep in nothing but their boxers. This is considered the most comfortable and healthy way of sleeping besides sleeping naked.
Jerry saw his friend lying on his sofa sleeping in boxers.
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Horrible sleep you get when you think a hoe might come over
I had a hoe sleep until Michelle gave me a ring at four in the morning
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The act of grinding (with or without insertion) on your sleep partner subconsiously, while in a state of unawareness. The occurance can be recalled only vaguely, much like a dream might be. This phenomenon usually occurs when one or both parties goes to sleep horny.
I didn't plan on having sex with Lance that night, but I found myself sleep humping him at about 2 in the morning. Oops.
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Don't underestimate me (by worrying)
I'll call you as soon as I get there, don't sleep
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to sit on your hand for around 10-20 mins until its fully dead, then when you wank feels like someone else is doing it for you.
tried that sleeping beauty thing last night, it was great
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to film a comical scene of your friend sleeping using your camera phone.
Chris: (snoring)~~
JH: "SLEEP SHOW"!! (while yelling his name and filming)
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