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When a guy breaks his wrists and his mom has to wipe his ass, but she can't get it all and it leaves glossy poop streaks on the insides of his ass cheeks.
Guy: Holy shit, did that asshole just moon us?
Girl: Yeah he did, but it was nasty because he was flossing some Double Brown Banana Slices. What a douche.
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disciple of the prophet, sent to earth by the prophet to sell non rated california muni bonds to rich old people.
Homo Slice sells all those tobacco settlement bonds, but he can't stop the prophet from hittin on his mom.
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The whitest thing someone can say.
Well hello, my home slice jelly roll. Would you please join me for a little game of Dungeons and Dragons?
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to say goodbye to a friend
well, peace out home slice... i'll catch ya on the flip side.
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1. Caesarian section.
Came from the Ticket, Gordon Keith.
2. Can also be a salutation of farewell.
Definition 1:
Girlfriend 1: Did she have natural childbirth?
Girlfriend 2: No, the baby was breech, so she had a vaginal slice born born.
Definition 2:
Dude 1: Well, time to go see the wife and squids. Later!
Dude 2: Vaginal slice born born!
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What South Wales bricklayers shout to ladies who walk past their scaffolding
Excuse me love, show me your slice
preoccupied with another task.
“I’ll see you later Tom Hanks, I’ve got cheese to slice.”