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The act of taking a shit wiping your ass and seeing the paper it totally clean. also see naked monkey
wow I took a dump the paper was clean...A clean slide
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When you're trying to sleep with a easy hoe & get high at the same time. roll a blunt while she gives him head then smoke it while fucking.
Female: So what'chu trying to do?
Brody: sh*t bitch, im trying to Slide & glide.
Female: well spark it up & get in these thangs.
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Traveling over several lanes of traffic without warning and or signal, while cutting off several vehicles, and yelling "MICHIGAN SLIDE!"
We woulda missed the exit if it weren't for that Michigan Slide.
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The act of being pulled behind a fast moving boat while hanging on to a ski rope without the use of skis, wakeboard, kneeboard, ect.
Rob: Look! That person is being pulled on their stomach behind that boat!
Jill: Oh it's only the latest and greatest sport of wave sliding!
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Slidin into the dms except just to become friends
Example 1:
Dave: Dude hows sliding into Rosie's {dms}?
Josh: Nah man, friendship slide.
Dave: Wow, just gonna let that one pass huh?
Example 2:
Jenny: Did you slide into my friend's dms?
Jacob: Nah, chill just friendship slide.
Jenny: Aight, it better be, otherwise I'll kill you!
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When having missionary sex with a girl and you thrust side to side aswell as in and out.
I fucked that girl last night and gave her the weddy slide... she came so hard.
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The derogatory term for a man/woman who makes the presentation slides change at the right time while the presenter is speaking.
All right, I'm giving a presentation in two weeks. Who wants to be my slide monkey?
I can't believe I got stuck with being the slide monkey for all these presentations!
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