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a moist slug that loves people's anuses, mainly males. whilst most people are aware that an anus slug can be killed by sprinkling it with salt, it is a little known fact that anus slugs can be commonly seen with silly headwear
o look an anus slug on my pizza, better get the salt
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When you take a shit in the wash hand basin and the turds slide down the sides of the sink leaving trails. Excellent when used against sworn enemies, especially effective is you have a case of the raging squits or ja rule
Heh heh, lets go, i just left Rob some chocolate slugs with a little bit of the raging squits at the end
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one day my husband told me while im sleeping that he was going to "cock slap" me, so in return i told him thats fine but you will wake up with a slug trail, im gonna put powder on my cooch and slid it across your face.
when you slid your cooch across some ones face it looks like a slug trail in the morning
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general retarded black Peugeot 206 driver, with a penis on head and still a virgin.
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When the husband inserts there penis into there wife's vagina
I can't wait to dip the slug tonight when I get home
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wow. how embarrassing. I misspelled secretes. my bad.
A banana slug SECRETED her glue-like slime onto a leaf while we were walking through the forest. Then we estivated together in a log.
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The mucus plug or
vaginal snot rocket that comes out of a pregnant woman shortly before she goes in to labor. It is made of cervix mucus but happens to look like a disgusting Fucking slug.
Oh snap, my slug plug just came out, I must be about to pop out this baby.
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