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Person who submits an entry to UD that:
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their penis is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a slut/whore/bitch/skank ect. someone is
f)states how "hot!!" the guys in Good Charlotte are
There I was minding my own business, doing some editing and BAM!! I was bombarded with shit entries from numerous dick smacks!
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Man, there I was on UD.com last night when I read several definitions submitted by dick smacks that SOMEHOW got posted!
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to have sexual intercourse with someone, preferably doggie style
Adam likes to smack bunz with his sister on occasion.
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Guy 1: Dude i just saw sami Smacking the panda.
Guy 2: Thats amazing.
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The act of slapping some dirty tramp across the face with a powerful penis thrust
(Pretty much the same as a mushroom stamp, but without the stamp).
If completed successfully, it will knock the bitch out 7 times out of 10.
Last night Debbie was being a complete twatmunch, so I dodo smacked that bitch and she was out for a good 2 and a half hours.
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When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.
Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.
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The act of unzipping ones pants and smacking somone across the face with a flacid or erect penis.
Yo ass-hole if you don't shut the fuck up i'm gonna zip-smack you!
Yeah my bitch was talking back to me so... I zip-smacked her!
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A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).
1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:
You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...
Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
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