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The act of masterbating while taking a shit
Eddie was so busy @ work he had to smash and splash to relieve tension.
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While double teaming a sex partner the two males ball sacks "smash" together causing stomach pains for both males.
Hey Darren, we have to be careful when we dp this broad - I hate Smashing Pumpkins.
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To purposely become intoxicated and either pass out or sleep on a floor/bed/sofa/animal/member of the opposite sex at an appropriate social event.
"Mark, are you smashing and crashing at that partay tomorrow?"
"Aye, I am pulling a 'smash and crash' tomorrow Alex"
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When one drinks alcoholic beverages in such large quantity one can hardly control what one does and doesn't remember, or only remembers pieces the next day.
Matt, "You wanna fight?!"
Dillon. "Dude, how hulk smashed are you?"
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After receiving a fine blumpkin from your partner, make them bite their teeth on the toilet rim and then stomp on the back of their head with your foot.
"Man, I tried out a smashing blumpkin with this skank last night and she lost her mind at the prospect of this innovation."
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a unique rock band that got sold out by Interscope records and is known to many as a "kiddie" band. Currently trying to make a comback on their own record company Beautiful Bomb. Early Hits include Walking on the sun, allstar, then the morning comes. Best albums are Fush Yu Mang and Astro Lounge.
person 1~ Did u get Smash Mouth's new cd Summer Girl?
person 2~ No. Smash Mouth sux.
person 1~ No. Interscope sold them out. They are on a indie lable now.
person 2~ *Listens* Hey this is good. kinda like before they got sold out. Smash Mouth Rocks
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To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.
It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.
From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.
How to use pasty smash in conversation;
*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"
"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"
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