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When your driving (though could also be walking or biking, etc.) and the person in front of you slows down so you end up their ass or also if you’re going slow and someone comes up right behind you. In either case, they snail fucking you.
“This dude in front of us is driving so slow!”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”
OR
“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”
Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
Snail Trail which is a sexual activity when the one partner shits on the other partners groin area, which then they proceed to slide back and forth creating what is to be called a Snail Trail.
"Yo man me and my girl tried the Snail Trail last night and that shit was fucking awesome, you gotta try it."
"Bro I heard that shit was gas I've gotta talk to my girl about performing the Snail Trail on me."
When you cum inside of a paraplegic and steal her wheelchair.
"Last night I made your sister snail trail all the way downstairs, we're still hanging out this weekend though right?"
When a bitch gets a phat fucking load in her coochie and scoots around and leaves a snail trail
Graham was feelin too good in the cooch and decided not to pull out, Kamy then proceeded to scoot on the ground after the creampie took place and by doing so , this produced a wicked case of a slimy snail trail sensation
When a man or women is performing oral sex with a female and while going down he or she coughs up a loogie in side of the female. The loogie then proceeds to slide down the vagina and leaves a trial of mucus. This trail looks similar to a snail's trail. After this occurs the person who performed the snail trail stick their penis or there fingers in the vagina for extra lube.
Jose was going down on my and he gave me the best snail trail!
My friend said that she got snail trialed once and she almost threw up.
I kinda want to get snail trailed but I am too afraid to ask.
When a man, after vaginal sex, drags his penis across a woman leaving a trail of cum and vaginal fluid
I forgot to pull out and left a snail trail my gf's thigh