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Slang term for Condoms, Durex
I thought of this name or description for condoms the other night whilst my stepson bought himself some for a night out with the ladies!!
I need too pick up some Schlong socks before i meet this girl, better safe then sorry!!
When one is wearing both a white sock on one foot and a black sock on the other.
Dude, my laundry wasn't finished before school this morning, so I'm stuck with oreo socks.
A woman's breasts that sag down and look like an apple in a tube sock is attached to her chest.
So I went home with this MILF last night and she had herself some apple socks.
When you put two socks into the washer but only 1 sock comes out. The other sock is forever lost, never to be matched again. It went to "Sock Heaven"
Mom where is my other sock? I don't know I put the pair in the washer, the other sock must have went to "Sock Heaven"
1. Excessively large foreskin
2. Section of foreskin that remains covering tip of penis, either partially or completely (no show canoe sock), when fully erected.
His canoe sock catches a ton of lint.
socks that you individually put on your toes to keep them warm when they are cold
wow, these toe socks really keep me warm
She won’t let me do her unless I’m wearing a silk sock.
The silk sock feels for lifelike.