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a warm, open faced sandwhich composed of an english muffin topped with: canned tuna, a pineapple ring, and melted swiss cheese.
I was rushing to get to abstract painting class and did not have time to eat my lunch, so i brought my sorry charlie to class with me as soon as it was out of the oven.
A sorry i’ve changed is a boy who begs multiple girls for lots of nudes every night, because he can’t wank properly and doesn’t wanna use pornhub and when a girl says no he gets beyond frustrated.
a sorry i’ve changed
omg he’s such “a sorry i’ve changed” ugh who even asks for nudes anymore
when someone thinks they messed up and made you sad and doesn't know what the hell to do
Wade probably fucked up, so he says, "i'm sorry paige"
when ur trying to be thirsty/a good friend but u can’t decide
B: my arm fell off and now my gf is cheating on me with my pastor
G: aww im sorry fam
a term over used by a group of semi gay males who call themselves "the bears"
"hey what's the answer to number one?" "nope sorry."
"hey can i have a cracker?" "nope sorry."
Something little mix say when they aren’t actually sorry
Leigh Anne pinnock: I don’t like flies...sorry bout it