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A chastity belt jealous husbands made their women wear during the Middle Ages.
A Spanish padlock guards the women's virtue while her husband is off to fight in the Crusades.
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How Spanish women keep cool on the beach, they wade out, holding the nose is optional, then dunk and return to the beach, very few of them seem to swim at all
That lady's off for a Spanish dunk
To poo in someone's tent. Most commonly done at festivals.
Hahaha, I just took a Spanish Protest in Jim's tent!
To take a shit in someone else's tent.
HAHAHA I just took a Spanish Protest in your tent!
The Spanish Finger is a gesture given to someone who has been NAUGHTY. It is equivalent to smirking while shaking one's head. To give the Spanish finger: lift your right arm, hold only your right index finger in the air, and move slightly right to left (this may be accompanied by a flirty smile if desired).
You are at a bar and a young, cocky but still cute international playboy comes up and tells you that he is taking you home later. Even though you are planning on going home with him as well, you give him The Spanish Finger to keep him on his toes. It is usually followed by a smart ass remark.
-Niall Horan is very Spanish spicy
-I'm a Spanish spicy person
-darn tootin saspirlla that's a fantastic dance