Spanish padlock

A chastity belt jealous husbands made their women wear during the Middle Ages.

A Spanish padlock guards the women's virtue while her husband is off to fight in the Crusades.

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spanish dunk

How Spanish women keep cool on the beach, they wade out, holding the nose is optional, then dunk and return to the beach, very few of them seem to swim at all

That lady's off for a Spanish dunk

Spanish Class

Happiness

Why do we never have Spanish Class?

Spanish Wish

When two spanish males fuck a hot white girl and start kissing each other over her.

"Aye you see that spanish wish video on porn yet?"

"Yeah that shit was so fucking hot lana Rhodes should do one bro!"

Spanish Archer/s

Albanians i.e Albo /El Bow/s

Those Spanish Archer/s have taken over, they supply everything now.

Spanish paddler

While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.

Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis

3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.

Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.

I grabbed the wheel and put that bitch in the ditch. Then I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers.

spanish channel

nonsense

What you're saying is spanish channel.