sperm dumpster

A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly. No one wants them for anything else but sex and people just dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.

Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"

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Sperm Whaling

When you joint urethras with a beta male and shoot your goo down his tiny cloaca

Oh shit I'm boutta cum, oh fuck oh fuck oh FFUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK UUUGGGHHHHH UUUGGGHHHH TAKE MY CREAM, YOU SLUT OH SHIT I'M SPERM WHALING YOU OHHHHHHH YOU DUMB CUCK JESUS FUUUUUUCK

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Sperm Bank

Facility where you are paid for your saved ejaculations!

“Louisiana Sperm Bank, You Squeeze, We Freeze It!”

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sperm in law

When a woman has a baby conceived using anonymous donor sperm, the individual her parents blame for all the child's undesirable traits is the "sperm in law"

Our new grandson cries when we put him to bed. Our sperm in law probably did that.

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Sperm Me

(Verb)- To ejaculate or cumshot on someone with their full consent.

Ahhh, Sperm me x3

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Sperm Frube

When you cum in a condom then its left on the bedside table, in the morning the girl is hungry and she see's the condom full of spunk so then decides to drink it like a frube!

think of a frube! .......Sperm Frube

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spooky sperm

A group of pumpkin seeds spread out on a tray. Typically during the Halloween season.

Hey Kate, tonight’s Halloween Special is Spooky Sperm! OMG I love pumpkin seeds!

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