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loofah sponge

a sponge everyone keeps in their household, made to scrub your grotesque body in a frozen tub.

my loofah sponge is so cool

by PedoPolice23 April 10, 2021


Missile Sponge

A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.

"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"

by YoloRoc August 25, 2023


The Dusty Sponge

The dusty sponge is a sexual act in which the dominator (usually male) artificially increases the size of an (usually womans) asshole to the point where he can insert a fist. He then grabs his dick and cums in her asshole, spits in her asshole and then proceeds to fist her with a sponge in his hand, collecting all of the juices he proceeds to grab her hair from behind and squeeze the sponge over her eyes.

Mark: Yo bro you see Paul do The Dusty Sponge to Robert last weekend?
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!

by The Dusty Sponge November 26, 2022


Hairy sponge

When you cut your pubic hair, and put it on your friends’ kitchen sponges

Dude, fuck Joe, he hairy sponged me.

by EliqqerBuna December 19, 2021


The Sponge Effect

The Sponge Effect describes the situation where a person does an action, that they have done enough times to make it semi-automatic. Semi-automatic meaning that they do not remember the action in details subsequently.

Police officer: You just ran this red light. Do you acknowledge this?
Bicyclist: Sorry, I cannot do that, I don't remember the action. It might have been the sponge effect.

by Tehor006 March 28, 2024


Sponged Out

Verb. The act of when a college girl goes out and seeks to soak up as much alcohol and dick as possible.

Man, I sponged out last night.

by she33333eeeep October 26, 2017


accent sponge

Someone automatically speaking with an accent when they hear it, absorbing it like a sponge.

Aria: since when does Johnny have a Brummie accent?
Leah: He doesn't, he's just an accent sponge.

by coachdexter September 22, 2023