Chinook Sports Coach

A Chinook Sports Coach is the definition of any person who has no moral or ethic sense. These characteristics were made known in Chinook, MT. Sports coaches feel their ego's are more important than the kids they are coaching. They often fail to realize that in High School sports specifically, the focus is on kids having fun and not on power tripping adults.

These Chinook Sports Coaches will bypass any attempts at an ethical decision if it allows them to look good to their superiors. This type of person does not have any balls what so ever and also lacks a backbone as they can not stand up to their convictions and in a sense admitting their own guilt.

Anyone who finds them self dealing with one of these Chinook Sports Coaches should rest assured what goes around comes around so don't conform to their wishes and stand up for yourself

-That Basketball coach just wants in his players pants doesn't he?

> Yeah, he's defiantly a Chinook Sports Coach!

oh wow sports

amity gae panic go brrr

Amity: What? I'm fine, hahaha! Who's Amity?
Luz: Aaaaand scoop!
Amity: oh wow sports

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Russian Sports Drink

Noun. A heady mix of vodka and Gatorade.

Kaalen: Yo, I bought the vodka, did you bring the Gatorade?
Tim: Wouldn't be a Russian sports drink without it!

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Wii sports matt

So, you really thought that you were gonna beat the wii sports boxing champion and holy lord MATT?!?!?!?! well think again, bitch because you aren't beating this legend of a wii sports boxer

I got ass raped by wii sports matt in wii sports boxing

Johnny Sport Coat

"That Guy" that you girlfriend cheats on you with or your ex's new boyfriend. Usually is dressed nice hence the sport coat reference.

"Yo if I see Johnny Sport Coat with her again i'm gonna beat his ass!"

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Oh wow sports

what you can say when you’re having gae panic to reference amity from TOH

S1 EP17
Amity: What? I'm fine, hahaha! Who's Amity?

Luz: Aaaaand scoop!

Amity: oh wow sports

Drop Ball (Sport)

Drop Ball is an Extremely addictive high intensity game designed for people everywhere.

The game is played with a ball roughly the size of a baseball, One to drop the ball on the ground then pick up said ball using only the butt check muscles. After picking it up once you must hold it for 1 second and then let the ball fall to the ground, this counts a one point.

The highest score ever achieved is 6, the record is held by a ghost that lives in a cave, refered to as "The Drop Ball Ghost"

-Hey bro I scored 3 points yesterday in a game of Drop Ball (sport)

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