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When you drink so much energy drink that a short burst of liquid shit fires out of your ass uncontrollably.
Alan had a Ron Short Squirt in the middle of his final exam.
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Fucking, especially if done quickly. From the jerking motion and squirting of semen from the penis during orgasm.
With all of the overtime I do, it's a wonder I have any time left for a jerk 'n' squirt with my girlfriend on Saturdays.
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Squirting pee out of your butt into the mouth of a very nice homeless man to keep his belly full and warm.
I gave him dah brazillian anal squirts cuz i love to give to dah homeless.
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When a man is about to ejaculate he slaps the girl across the face with his penis at the same time he jizzes. Usaully only people good at baseball will suceed.
"I Dominican Squirt Slapped Jessica so hard last night" ~Roberto
"I cant im black and dont play baseball" ~Lafondais
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A matter of vagina mess that is vomited when a person (male or female...who gives a shit) consumes it.
Or just some dickless fuckface.
1) Ugh, this regurgitated pussy squirt is really leaving an aftertaste.
2) Wow, shut the fuck up you regurgitated pussy squirt.
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When you masturbate to someone serenading you.
When Robert played that song he wrote for me, he made me Sing-song squirt
Where you drop your load, and shit at the same time
Dude I just squirt n’ shat all over my floor