Random
Source Code
Random
"Small Town Inbreeding Reverse Evolution"
This happens all too often in shitty little provincial ex industrial towns, particlary where there is high unemployment and lack of local expenditure. Basically anyone with half a brain cell leaves for somewhere better as soon as they are old enough to leave home. Nobody ever moves there because things are better elswhere. Only people who are too retarded to get a job anywhere else remain. They then sign on, breed amongst themselves and produce even more retarded offspring and so the cycle continues. Evolution in reverse so to say. Common situation in many parts of northern England. In years to come the local inhabitants may physically devolve into lower level life forms such as fungi or plancton.
I wouldn't move there if I were you, the place is STIRE!!
406👍 115👎
The feeling you get when time suddenly disappears while your girl-/boy-friend is around.
I got Maura syndrome yesterday, my girlfriend came over and suddenly 4 hours just disappeared
34👍 6👎
To be a nigger and or of the nigger kind.
Kanye West has Nigger Syndrome.
60👍 12👎
An unofficial condition in which you are texting or typing a message and sudden words appear in between that you did not plan or even think about typing. Could also happen when you are using a text correction program on your phone such as the T9 or predictive txt like on iphones.
Ex:-While Texting-
Person 1: "Are you going to show up to the thing today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, we'll see if I get there by then."
Person 1: "Or if at all. Hahaha!"
Person 2: "Pretty much. oil"
Person 1: "WTF? Oil? Dude, you must have a case of thumbrrets syndrome."
Obviously this example is not as severe as other episodes can be.
Inturrets,turpets, Turrets,Thumb-Tied,
12👍 1👎
The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.
While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.
12👍 1👎
When you always think you are right, but you aren't.
Hey hebe, i think you have badawi syndrome..
Hebe: Bro no i don't i carried this game
13👍 1👎
When a student highlights more than 50% of the text on a page, and thus ends up defeating the whole purpose of highlighting what is important.
Girl: Can I borrow you bio book before the test
Other girl: here you go.
Girl: Dude you highlighted the entire page. You have major highlighter syndrome.
12👍 1👎