stuffing the taco

The action of a hard cock, in its first plunge, deep into a woman's pussy.

Bart loved the first warmth of Tina's cunt. Stuffing the taco was like being on a thrill ride -- the kind that ends up going right off the tracks, and makes you want to get right back on.

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Bush Taco

(n) A popular Australian dish where a solid and respectable piece of shit is placed in a crispy gum leaf and served as a delicious meal. Often served with a side of Bush Curly Fries (chewy clumps of matted pubic hair deep fried to perfection).

"I'll 'ave a large Bush Taco meal deal, thanks."

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Taco Fest

A social event where an overwhelming majority of the attendees are female.

Noting the over abundance of Bikinis and lack of weiners, Sarah asked Nicole if there were any hot guys showing up to the party. Nicole replied "I hope so, this pool party is a total Taco Fest."

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flabby taco

When a guy is hooking up with a very fat girl, and instead of fucking her pussy, he fucks her fat rolls.

Sam I can't believed you gave that girl a flabby taco, you are a bad ass.

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awkward taco

What you call someone who creates an awkward situation.

What happens when a drunk, tired, high, or intellectually disabled individual attempts to say "awkward turtle".

Rumoured to originate from the deep dark bowels of Kemptville, Ontario, Canada. (A hostile and dangerous community)

Man: So how long have you been pregnant for?
Girl: I'm not pregnant you awkward taco

Man: Well hey sexy lady

Women: well excuse me, I'm a nun!
Man: well awkward taco to you too...jack-ass

Any episode of The View

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soggy taco

When the vaginal region becomes sweaty on a hot day. The equivalent of swamp balls.

I get a serious case of soggy taco in weather over 90 degrees.

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taco salsa

When using salsa as lubrication during sexual intercourse.

I gave my girl some taco salsa last night. She was on FIRE!!!

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