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Paint the Taint

When a girl licks the area around your ass during a blow job.

To "Paint the Taint".

by CGJohnMack November 27, 2005


Taint Lick

Someone with a insatiable appetite for licking the area between your nuts & corn hole.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had a taint lick clean up my zone.

by Doyle February 19, 2004


taint brush

When a guy has a little patch of hair directly below his lips. It's not a full goatee. When a guy goes down on a girl, this patch of hair brushes up against the chick's taint. Also known as a soul patch.

Look at that douche bag... he needs to shave off the taint brush.

by Dan de Mann November 12, 2006


Tainted Toothbrush

After having rough sex, you go to bathroom and clean your "Taint"(a.k.a. "GOOCH") with your Girlfriend's parents toothbrushes.

"Yeah, one day Jordan plowed old Mary Jane Rottencrotch, and afterwards when he was cleaning up he decided to give her parents the old Tainted Toothbrush.
That Dirty Boy!

by "Z" Yeah, you know ME. August 05, 2006


taint stamp

stamping or stabbing the taint of your girl friend with your member while trying to enter her

i was so drunk it took a couple of taint stamps before i was finally able to get it in.

by 110$croc June 21, 2008


Taint Slam

An extremely unfortunate event.

I just found out I owe $3800 in taxes this year - what a taint slam.

My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!

by thorass March 09, 2011


Taint Heathen

Taint Heathen (n.) - One, male or female, who applies constant oral pressure to that special area that lies between the anus and the scrotum on the male body during fornication

I'm tellin' ya man, in that three-way last night, I was railin' Bitch #1 while I had Bitch #2 play my Taint Heathen.

by SportySport July 09, 2009