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A descrite way of pointing out a nice set of fake tits.
Joe: Hey frank did you see those take fittys.
Frank: Yeah I bet those cost a pretty penny!
Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.
To casually depart for greener pastures at a time when those you serve find themselves in greatest need.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Thanos, Magneto, Doctor Doom, Ultron, the Chitauri and Topher Grace have joined forces and are assaulting Avengers Mansion! We need reinforcements now!
IRON MAN: Wish I could help, but I'm taking a Cruz and jetting off to Cancun now. Best of luck!
When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"
"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".
Killing people, usually certain people who have disrespected you or your group. Taking bodies = taking lives.
This nigga tryna fuck with me and my group. Hell nah, we taking bodies.
The act of taking a dump without using your cell phone as entertainment; thereby expediting the process.
"Hey Richard, are you about done shitting? We gotta go! You better be taking a paugh!"