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take it to the staircase

Moving to a safer location when engaging in sexual activity.

Let's take it to the staircase

by fsid123 February 13, 2011


Taking the Tiny

Taking the tiny is when, during a smoke session with your homies, you're a considerably baked but would like to a tad bit more high. Then you approach the bong/bowl and taking a tiny hit that would not get you high when you're sober but would get you slightly more high when you are already high. Thus improving your trip very slightly but a very enjoyable amount

Fraternity brother Edafelius enjoyed his high, however he wanted to enjoyed it more so he decided he would be taking the tiny and his night was the best night of his life.

by 2chainz_mullane January 26, 2017


taking a fuck

When you give so few fucks about something, that you actually start to take fucks instead.

Person 1: Do you even give a fuck?
Person 2: I give so few fucks that I'm actually taking a fuck.

by Hurricane Irma November 23, 2017


Take Fittys

A descrite way of pointing out a nice set of fake tits.

Joe: Hey frank did you see those take fittys.

Frank: Yeah I bet those cost a pretty penny!

by Bigeman25 July 23, 2008


Onion-take

Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.

Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.

Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.

by RealFakeNews April 16, 2020


Take a jizz

A term to use for masturbating.

I have to go take a jizz.

by Joseph smith123 December 15, 2017


take it outside

When there'a about to be a fight inside, you can take it to a more vioent level by moving it to an outside place.

-Shut up
-You shut up
-Luke, Alex why don't you take it outside?

by lorrrra September 28, 2018