Human god, fittest man you ever going to meet , great at teaching, most calm person ever be like Simon Tall
I wish I was like Simon Tall
Fat, rotund, big-boned, portly
Nathan: I'm getting fat as fuck.
Drayton: Nah man, you're not fat, your just sideways tall.
He's TALL TOUGH AND ALSO CALLED TOM Btw he's so strong and brave. He also has all the girls after him. His PP is also around 12''
Tall tough Tom likes to play basketball
They are an absolute unit and a have an even bigger pp.
Matty is a tall tough Tom
October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
When you don’t know what to say to insult someone so you say they’re a tall man