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1. The most secure shoelace knot, the Tennessee Tapeworm is quick to tie and never comes loose on its own but its slow to release and often causes the user to miss out on fun due to the obstruction caused by shoes inhibiting activities.
2. A sex act often performed by young adults at impromptu parties.
I missed out on all the fun because by the time I’d released the Tennessee Tapeworm, everyone was getting dressed and calling an Uber.
A Tennessee Hottie is a women that’s all pussy no body. A skinny woman that would walk down the side of the road that is as thin as a beam pole.
Tennessee Hottie very thin woman that has a lot of sass in her walk.
"That's a Tennesse Hotty... all pussy no body."
When two Tennessee lesbians pickup their pray by their clit and arms and throw the victim on to the bed prior to having sex. An after sex facial rash around the mouth will be a result of a well executed tossing session.
Hey girl; nice rash! How was your your Tennessee Toss last night?
When youre out fishing bend a girl over your rod holder and fuck her from behind. Once you get a bite reel it in and as it comes out of the water pull it so the fish slaps her on the way in.
Only a country girl can really appreciate the Tennessee catfish slap
When attempting a 69 the female lays with her head towards you as you bounce your penis off her forehead making a taping noise.
I gave her the gold old “Tennessee typewriter” while fooling around.
(Traditional) Large, floppy, low-hanging mudflaps on a semi/large truck that create a lot of wind resistance, on the irrational premise that they slow the truck down along with the standard air brakes on large trucks. Tennessee reference due to the majority of truckers being some degree of white male with a propensity for camouflage clothing and stickers like “USA Love It or Leave It.”
(Modern) Large, floppy, low-hanging pussy lips that might otherwise be referred to as ‘mudflaps’.
Wow, that semi’s mudflaps are big and flapping like crazy.
Yep... them’s some Tennessee air brakes raught there.
Dude... did you see Jolene from high school is dancing at the new strip club?
I did, but since having four kids she has some serious Tennessee air brake.