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Something a pet (normally dog) finds and eats off the floor/ground (typically when outside) and is normally eaten very quickly before the human can take it away.
She found another ground surprise! I think it was a chicken bone again!
Where you cum and shit in a latex glove and leave it in your buddies bathroom.
Himalayan Surprise
Dude 1: Hey I just pulled a Himalayan surprise in Max’s bathroom!
Dude 2: Nice bro! He’s gonna be pissed when he recovers from his hangover!
Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
( verb)
The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.
Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"
Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!
The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.
Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.
A cat, a car, a job, or man?
Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.
Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?
The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?
I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑
🤭🤭🤭🤣
Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠
The act of giving your sexual partner "THE"orgasm of their lifetime and one they'll never know without a Pittman to give them that good ole Pittman Surprise!The type of orgasm that cannot be duplicated by anyone except a Pittman by blood!
I am going out with one of those Pittman family members this evening, and I'm gonna get myself a good old "Pittman Surprise" tonight!
One who is not usually associated with drugs that actually smokes frequently.
Friend1: "Do you want to know a secret about Marissa in our AP Lit class?"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"