Lap

Collection noun for a group of mosquitoes. Synonyms being swarm, cloud.

The lap of mosquitoes attacked my ankles. Shut the door before the lap of mosquitoes get in.

LAP

LAP (Liveaboard Parent), I'm Cool

LAP, leaf 'Ykuk' (Ancestry), Please 'Friend'

LAP

Long Ass Penis

I may not have a WAP but I got a LAP

Lap

A statement to doing something on a daily. When something is "Your" or "A Lap" it means you regularly do it. Its easy.

Two vs one is my lap. You fight two people alone on a daily.

LAP

LAP: Liberal American Princess

Symptoms:
• Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness

• Favorite friend is the mirror

• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl

• Pretends not to know anything about politics.

• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.

• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.

Tiffany is an LAP, so is her mom, Karen

Lap

Abbreviation for loose ass pussy

“You lap b*tch!”

jungle lapping

Licking sweating vag or balls in a Columbian jungle

I did some Jungle Lapping with Aubrey in Colombia after railing a gram