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when you are getting head and it doesn't matter who is underneath the hair
i had a great night, dropped a wig on my lap and came all over <their> face
When you and your partner take turns sitting on each others laps and farting. The objective is to see who can fart the loudest.
Phineas Jarles: “everyone wins in a lap battle”
In december you can get a free lap dance from anybody.
Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.
The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
Don’t ruin the surprise for me.
Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday
Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap
A Brazillian Lap Dance is when a girl gets on a table wraps her leg around ur neck and shake he buttox in ones face to satisfy ones needs to see girls asses shakeing
Damn she gives a good Brazillian Lap Dance.
Gabriel lap is the best person ever. She likes to enjoy air and joke around with Grandpa bob. She Is married to daiki <3