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messed off

Wasted. Squandered. Used inappropriately.

That person messed off the money instead of paying the bills.

by Huck2 July 23, 2020


hoeism and messing wid girls feelins

it’s a crime

is hoeism and messing wid girls feelins a crime?

yes !!!!!!!!

by copforhoeism March 15, 2020


your a mess

Your a real ass mess if you dont clean your room!

Maria- hey is my room clean
Me- not only is your room not clean but your a mess!

by Daria's jokes May 21, 2022


your a mess

Your ugly

Kelsea,your a mess!😂

by Sally123❤️ January 31, 2018


No Mess

The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.

'Dude, I just took a shit the size of a house and.... NO MESS!... NO MESS!... WOO!'

by renstar July 05, 2015


Juiseppe Messes

Juiseppe Messes is a football player whos number is number 10 and played for the team FC Barca

Juiseppe Messes also known as Joseph for short is a professional football player who is friends with Jopert Rolando a well known football player

Juiseppe Messes was born on 24 June 1987 and he is of Italian and Spanish descent.

Juiseppe Messes played for the team FC Barca.

by comedy man January 09, 2023


Eton Mess

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).

Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!

by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022