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net-tan

The particular hue that a person’s face assumes when constantly lit by an iPad, mobile phone, computer or tablet.

Look at (insert name here) she/he has a lovely glowing net-tan. He/she really should get out more.

by pbdrivers December 28, 2017


bug net

A type of net used for catching bugs.

Don't worry. I have a bug net to catch flies.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023


Dip netting

You have heard of crop dusting, where you fart while walking to spread the aroma? Dip netting is when you, the farter, uncork the fart while standing still and let the minnows come to you.

The teacher gladly held the door while dip netting her students as they entered the classroom and all took a face full of her trouser cough. (See ‘trouser cough’ in Urban Dictionary.)

by Miquelito6233 August 9, 2023


Glenn Net

An abysmal internet connect, typically owned by Glenns.

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021


Glenn Net

When someone has abyssmal internet

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with this Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021


Grey Net

The Grey Net is area of the internet where a person can find the types of things or information that are not necessarily illegal to possess but are illegal to use, assemble, combine, or have in public. Things like illegally high powered laser pointers mislabeled to appear safe, a silencer for your gun that only needs a couple holes drilled to function, ED medications without a prescription, or a set of universal heavy equipment keys for 14.99. The Grey Net is simply the shady area of the internet, the dark web's somewhat more responsible brother.

"Wow! Is this what I think it is?"

"It sure is, I found it on The Grey net!"

by Freightrain47 January 22, 2021


J-net

Abbreviation for the name Janette, meaning super cool human. Fun, strong, reliable, kind and thoughtful. Good thinker and stable character. Loves to dance, tell ridiculous but true stories, laugh with friends and drink gin. May be partial to a unicorn, rainbows and being called Janice!

Hahaha J-net I’ve just wet myself you’re so funny!

by Louch July 25, 2018