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Ones ability to search the internet with extreme leetness
He can find anything on the internet. His net fu is strong.
To look something up on the internet, To pluck a piece of information from the online ocean.
Johnny - Hey Alf, Who won the 1964 World Series Of Rooster Smashing?
Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you
A person who reached legendary status via the World Wide Web. Andrew Jackson a.k.a. DZK is a good example of this.
Joe: Yo, have you heard of DZK?
Mark: Yeah man, he's a total net-legend.
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When you tell one person you love them and make them wait for you just in case you current relationship fails
Safty net: I'm dating Luke but I'm using carlos as a safety net just because I feel like Luke will leave me
Netkids (noun)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
Is the under-soil network of interlaced root systems of above ground botanica.
Root netting is when tree root systems interlock, creating a hidden "net" of support for surface soil.
In simple terms, when plants hold hands under the soil.
"If you remove this forest, the ground will not be supported by this root-netting any longer, and may give way."
An abysmal internet connect, typically owned by Glenns.
Bro, this game is legit unplayable with Glenn Net