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When a man is having sex with his partner doggy style, he is texting his buddies telling them all about it while there partner is taking it from the back not knowing what is going on. This action can also be taken place in the mercenary position in which you are on the bottom and your partner lays vertically on top of you, and you hold your arms up with phone in hand and text.
Me: dude how detailed were those text last night while.
guy: i cant beleive you were actually able to pull off the sex and text.
Me: Well i am a legend.
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Instead of the typical calling the friends with benefits for some ass, this makes it less personal and more straight to the point. Getting laid, some oral sex, or whatever else imaginable. . all at the ease of your cell phone and text messaging. Drunk booty texting is more common due to lost of inhibitions and the inability to speak coherently.
I want to have an all night sex session with CT, so i'll go and booty text him to see if he's game.
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Anyone who behaves like an asshole by texting at inappropriate times.
If you text while in a movie - you're a text-hole. If you text while you're at a wedding or a funeral - you're a text-hole. If you text while driving - you're a dangerous text-hole. If you are driving a car with four of your friends as passengers and you are all texting other people then tomorrow's newspaper headline should read "Five Text-Holes Killed in Tragic Car Crash". The tragedy in this case being the damage to car.
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a random text you send to someone just to talk to someone just because you're bored and nothing else better to do.
Andy: I had nothing else better to do at work, so I found a text-cuse just to talk to someone
Jon: you're lazy!
Andy: no, I am just bored and there aint shit else to do!!!
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its like strip poker or something. pretty cool concept actually. so you get your partner to agree to do this with you (this might take awhile) but to strip text you send picture messages of yourself gradually taking off your clothes. for every pic you send to your partner, they have to send one back until both of you are naked. i still havent figured out what to do once you both finally get naked but im working on it.
male-"lets start strip texting baby"
female-"what!!??"
male-"yeah its sexy. lets do ittttt"
female-"seems kinda lame"
male-"lame is my middle name babyyy"
female-"....."
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Any text created and sent by accident from a smart phone or other device residing in your pocket.
Pocket Text Example: adfjaeqptqtprita dab
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Pronunciation: "sa-la-may"
Etymology: Corinian
1) In Philadelphia, indicates acknowledgment or understanding of a text message received via cellular telephone.
Salame (Text) example:
Text to Steve, From Craig: Yo. Can't make it to the bris. Something came up.
Text to Craig, From Steve: Salame.
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