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When one takes a gander at their peep hole during orgasm to shoot their baby batter into their eyes, for enjoyment of course.
"Hey did you here Mark was caught staring down the barrel last night at the sleepover"
"Yea, Calvin did that a week ago and got pink eye"
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When you're going down on a chick and lapping up all that fishy goodness and suddenly your tongue wanders too far south and you get that distinct,acrid,dill pickle-sauerkraut flavor.
I must've accidentally tongued the ole lady's asshole when I was eating her out.I got that dreaded battery acid taste that can only come from the filthy pickle barrel.
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Snorting two gator tails of coke simultaneously up each nostril.
Yo, how much is left in that bag? I really need a double barrel banger.
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something that is not easy to do, despite many people saying it is. it's not. I've fucking tried.
Dumbass : that's as easy as shooting a fish in a barrel
Me : THATS NOT EASY!
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A hangover of epic proportions resulting in vomiting and shitting yourself at the same time.
I drank so much last night I had a double barreled hangover this morning.
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Chick's on her hands and knees, doggy position, ass up in the air. Her partner gives her a rimjob while stimulating her vagina and clitoris with the fingers of one hand, similar to playing the piccolo.
Wow, man, last night i gave my woman the "Double Barrel Piccolo", she was squirmin'...
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A girl that trolls around at the end of the night just hoping that someone has thick enough beer goggles on to take her home ..
Similar to a mud duck
Look here comes a bottom barrel girl ...
Why you always cheat on me with a bottom barrel girl....
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