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When your testicles are shriveled like the queen
Met this girl at the bar and took her home. Once naked she yelled british baggie, british baggie
Dam its cold out, I got myself some british baggies
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penal ejactional by use of digits. must be a british girl.
then she reached down and had me drop trou so she could preform the british wink.
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The flag of a once great and powerful nation, but is now a nation if whining self righteous pussy's.
Why was that guy such a dick.
Look at his backpack the british flag is on it
It might as well as I'm a pussy
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1. Someone usually of ethnic origin whom had emigrated to the united kingdom to call themselves british.
Britain is made up of England, Ireland, Scotland and unfortunately wale's.
if u ask a an Irishman what nationality he is, he'll tell u Irish not British, same goes if u ask that same question to a Scotsman or Welshman, only when you get to England is it a different story, when the white gentleman is asked He will respond English, when asking the ethnic gentleman he'll say British. Those of us whom are English will say English on the basis of Britain is 4 country's, England is one true nation. Us English find being called Brit or British Racist on the basis were not welsh, scotish or Irish.
Its almost like being called a paki, the abbreviation of a country, If paki is a racist word then so is Brit, Yank, Aussie a sheep shagger.
As in.
Call me Brit or British again and expect a punch in the chops.
Im English, not British you racist!
(Britain used to mean great, now it means free government hand out to anyone who can get here!)
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When two British men double team a girl. However they must scream "Hail to the Queen" every time they switch positions.
When Harry and ian were double teamining and swapped positions they screamed "Hail to the Queen" when they swapped ends
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A secret organization of young men that the bristish government funds; these men part take in missions that benefit the world and our lady the queen. Spear headed by agent chad, haydizzle and rico steele.
Some girls: (texting to friend) "wow those {wankers} are bloody homo, they must be full of cock! Yet, those sexy studly british ops are so souljaboy delicious!
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The British helmet is when a male gently places his genitals on top of a female companions head. The effect resembles that of an 1856 helmet of a British soldier.
Jenny was quietly reading in her favorite chair, when Shane rudely interrupted her by placing his balls on top of her head.
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