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A basic form of causing physical pain that is usually experienced for the first time in infant school. It invloves gripping the top of somebody's forearm with both hands then rotating the hands in opposite directions, thus stretching the skin. Tolerance to this increases with age, unless a meathead tries it and mangles not only your skin, but your muscles, ligaments and bones also.
1. Aww, I let my little cousin give me a chines burn today, and I pretended it hurt me.
2. Johnny Meatface wrestled me to the ground today and give me a chinese burn. I couldn't even breathe, let alone scream.
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Burn marks, redness, or tenderness on the penis or vaginal area caused by latex friction or psoriasis. Not STD-related.
Those damn Trojans gave me love burns.
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A term used in both Monty Python and the Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged Series on Youtube referring to punishing anyone for any comment that can be thought of as stupid or cruel (negative comments in general). It can also be taken literally (or somewhat literally) if you really think the person you're talking to is a skank. Which, in most likelihood, they are.
Mai: ...And when I win this duel, I shall be the new main character! *gigglesnort*
Tristan: Burn the Witch!
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Where, for the simple price of admission, anyone can purchase 7 days of a product called 'freedom'. It is not like the film West Word - it IS the film West World.
To face what Burning Man is, is to face the harsh & stark demand for the what it is supplying: Freedom to the slaves, in a neat week-long holiday package.
This would be fine if the product was honestly packaged by the supplier; the company that produces the event. Rather than admitting that what they're selling is a packaged version of a lifestyle owned by freed slaves, the company sells it as the lifestyle itself... This is the offense this is Burning Man.
Q: What is Burning Man? A: John Law was right.
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The sleepy effect weed has on you after the peak of the high is over.
Greg: Hey, will you drive me to Seven 11?
Justin: No, I'm really burning out and I'm gonna take a nap.
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The Burning Man Project is an experiment in social transformation. Once a population of self-sufficient and socially minded participants, it has been systematically turned upside down. The ridiculously massive infrastructure is set in place to 1) make real self-sufficiency unnecessary, 2) give purpose to the volunteers within the infrastructure itself.
Participation has come to mean volunteerism, and vise versa. This volunteerism created a social system based on two classes, 1) the volunteers, 2) everyone else. The volunteers exist to build the infrastructure for everyone else, and everyone else exists to be dependent on the infrastructure.
The notion that everyone could be a participant (or volunteer) as it once was, no longer exists. And the Burning Man Project is in place to secure this separation, because without it there would be no need for the Burning Man Project.
This antisocial divide was not created accidentally or as a byproduct of necessity. In the absence of a dragon to slay, this overladen quasi government can only exist by protecting the individuals from themselves. Thus the need to attract more and more clueless spectators who will hail their providers' sacrifices in laboring to build the infrastructure that they are so willfully dependent upon.
Blame it all on the various types of antisocial personality disorders in which people will do anything for attention, and for the feeling that they are better than other people.
Susie: I volunteer at Burning Man. I'm sooo important there.
Jake: Sorry, I don't date psycho bitches from hell.
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"And the people bowed and prayed, to the neon god they made."
The brand Burning Man is testimony to how corruption lies waiting at the end of any half-way successful attempt at something good.
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