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A piece of clothing that is soooo long
Friend A: What is a dress?
Friend B: A piece of clothing that is soo long
I’m only undies dressed, when after I have an accident, such as urinating on myself, including bed wetting!
WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!
P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless
- Hey, what day is it?
- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!
- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!
- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!
timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."
"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"
"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"
"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
The worst addition to girls at schools.
Girl 1:I hate school dress codes.
Girl 2:I know right?
Guy:What are you guys talking about?
something we saw your sister wearing, apparently.
“i see your sister in a sunday dress”
- axl rose