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a beach in new jersey filled with dead bodys, raidioactive water and hookers
uncle tony: so lewie did you enjoy the jersey shore this summa
lewie: yeah it was great, the wata grew back the toe u cut off when i didnt pay up and i even gotta beat some pussy new yorka with my louiville slugga
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The great state that ended up being the play toy of the fucking idiots of MTV and the Jersey Shore. A show that has no point to exist and should be thrown off air immediately and no I'm not from joisey.
Hey where you from.
New Jersey
Oh youz from Joizey
No, I'm from New Jersey. You need special ed-classes.
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A section of New Jersey largely populated by stuck-up people with poor grammar, as evidenced by the other definitions. Residents have extremely strange accents that people from other regions might find difficult to understand, though they deny this vehemently. They call sprinkles "jimmies" and order everything by saying, "Gimme a ____," usually regardless of the fact that they should use "an" in front of words starting in vowels.
Person: Gimme a wooder, a beggle, and a heauhgie.
Waitress: Can you point to that on the menu, please? ...Oh, a water, a bagel, and a hoagie. Sorry, I didn't understand your accent. South Jersey, right?
Person: I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT!!!! And can you hurry? I rilly have to get heauhme and feed my kih-ens before the Iggles game starts.
Waitress: Riiiight...
(rilly=really, heauhme=home, kih-ens=kittens, Iggles=Eagles)
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A state that happens to be across the river from New York City. It catches a lot of shit for this unavoidable accident of geography. If Iowa was across the river from New York City, we'd all be watching "Iowa Shore" right now and making fun of the guidos. In spite of this situation, my unscientific assessment of the asshole population in New Jersey is that the ratio of assholes to regular folks actually places "Jersey" among the more decent of the of American states, ranking somewhere between Tennessee and Colorado, whereas if you gleaned your perception of New Jersey from our popular culture, you might think it was a place as asshole-ridden as Massachusetts or Florida.
Overall, a great place to be from. It is affluent, highly-educated, and densely populated but down-to-earth and diverse. The best ethnic food is in New Jersey. Every celebrity you can think of is from New Jersey. Bruce Springsteen wrote a lot of songs about getting the fuck out of New Jersey, but continues to represent by living there, so recognize.
-Where are you from?
-New Jersey
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a jersey scummer is a breed of people that usually originate from the new jersey area. they are characterized by an oversized fitted hat on top of dreadlocked hair and oversized skate shoes. they usually sell dirty rolls and can be easily spotted at jam festivals and other such events. its easy to tell them apart from the regular hippies because unlike them, the jersey scummer is not a nice person, they feel they are better than others and they get very mad when one does not want to purchase their dirty rolls. they usually do not go to concerts to see the bands, only to sell drugs.
'yo, this show rules, but that jersey scummer just called me a pussy because i didnt want to buy drugs from him. he smelled like poop too'
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When a hooker from Newark airport wipes the jizz off her face with a losing scratcher ticket
They flight went much smoother after a Jersey sweepstakes in parking garage
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