Someone who isn’t very good at football.
Player 1: “what’s Val like at football?”
Player 2: “He’s a Lettuce, mate.”
Someone with the personality of a lettuce and about as much fun
1.) Beef, but for vegans
2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other
John: Bro Frank and I are both going for this one hot chick and trynna get her number, it's not looking good already...
Richard: woah, you two have beef?
John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other
A crunchy toy for all the vegans and vegetable enthusiasts out there.
Oh my god I can’t wait to go home to play with my lettuce
A fucking sick hair style that involves flow of hair in the rear area of the head typically niped by puck players
A person who is a bit of a restated
Corr Amelia you’re such a lettuce