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(v) Taking long and calm drives while deep in your thoughts (most appropriate when in a Lincoln)
Stressed Individual: I need to go think things through. I'm going for a Matthew McConaughey; I'll be back in a few hours.
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A man who many would die for. He has immaculate taste in waistcoats, a drinking problem and a dark secret. All hail Matthew Fairchild, a man who just deserves a little bit of happiness and is hot as fuck
Girl: Oh do you have a boyfriend then?
Me: No im in love with someone else
Girl: Wow who?
Me: Matthew Fairchild
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A narcissistic dipshit, normally used to define a male who does not laugh at typical jokes created by friends. Normally likes rich, model-like women.
That Matthew Bednarski thinks he's cooler than his coworkers!
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Matthew Hine is a disgusting old man who has an unwashed, ugly beard and face. He doesn’t take showers, and is overall unhygienic. His underwear is always showing, usually pink and purple. No one likes this teacher, who is a pushover that spits and no one understands what he’s saying. He gives out awkward smiles and his beard is normally drenched in coffee and breakfast.
“Ew, Mr. Hine is chewing on his pen while staring at his students!”
Matthew Hine is a person everyone hates.
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a strange being that is rumored to have a strange set of eye brows half way up his forehead. legend has it that they will help everything they see until the world has been helped
"wow look at those eyebrows, they remind me of matthew woodward"
You know when you've met a Matthew W. Just being in the same room as him will stop your heart & simultaneously make it thud a hundred times faster. His smile takes on many forms: mischievous, endearing, excited, understanding, & others. He gets a twinkle in his eye whenever he's doing something he's passionate about. Matthew W is passionate about music: he's a metalhead, jazz lover, country crusader, & enjoys everything in between; he's an amazing drummer, & has a perfect voice. Matthew W is passionate about his family, his work (he's probably a mechanic), his faith, friends, cars (namely Subarus) & ultimate frisbee. Matthew W works harder than anyone else, but doesn't do it for credit. He has a charm about him that draws women in but is loyal to his girl and goes above & beyond to show his love for her--despite his humble claims saying otherwise, he's a romantic. He's thoughtful, generous, kind, quick to forgive & is always honest. He's the handsomest man this world has ever known, & has a wonderful personality to match his good looks. You'll never grow tired of a Matthew W. He's a gift from God to all who he meets, & there's no doubt that upon meeting him you'll want to be his best friend or marry him. Either way, you'll want to keep him around for the rest of your life so you can always hug him (he has the best hugs), kiss him, hear his laughter, or just be in his presence as you go for a Sunday cruise or a walk. He's everything anyone ever wanted in a man & so much more.
Girl 1: Who's that guy in the bass pro shops hat and flannel over there? He's super cute.
Girl 2: That's Matthew W.
Girl 1: I'm gonna marry that boy one day.
A name that is used when you like somebody
Wow! You are so kind, you remind me of a Matthew Mellado that has a thick papi butt.