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Mickey Mouse hu

A Mickey Mouse hookup is a hookup a person got that is considered to be obtained through an unfairly easy path and is therefore discredited.

Paulina Morris earned a Mickey Mouse HU in 2021. He faced a drunk Ralfs and a Down Bad Aryan Sharda.

by Balodis July 26, 2021


Electric Mickey

A sex move where you attach a 9-volt to a girl's clit and/or nipple piercing(s), before proceeding to violently tickle her so that all she can do is laugh like Mickey Mouse.

Yo dawg, I was gettin' some coochie last night, and I gave her the ol electric Mickey.

by The_Twisterman October 09, 2021


Mickey D's

A cooler way to say McDonald's.

"Hey man, let's go to Mickey D's later."

by Cheek_Clapper March 22, 2020


Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.

My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.

by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023


Mickey Duke

A man with an elongated head, wire hair with a look of Donald Sutherland.

Look at that Mickey Duke, he could be Kiefer's dad.

by DirtyAzza September 19, 2020


Skinny Mickey

A person that looks like they would be in a UN Children's Fund AD.

Person 1: "Damn, he is skinny"
Person 2: "Skinny Mickey right here"

by kingknb July 03, 2020


mickey stickie

A fraudulent motor vehicle inspection sticker, primarily used by folks who drive a beater and cannot or will not get it fixed to pass inspection legally.

Buddy couldn't afford to fix the floor in his 93 Cavalier, so he went and got a mickey stickie instead.

by SwitchNB March 06, 2014