Clam Pants

You know them. Those skin tight pants, usually of the spandex variety, that girls wear to show off the clam

dude1: "Man im kinda feeling down"
dude2: "Lets walk around the UMass campus and scope all the mummies wearing clam pants, then you'll feel better"
dude1: "Wow, I can see that girl's entire ass in those clam pants!"

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Grumpy Pants

One who is always being grumpy & gets upset at everything.

"Matt you're being a grumpy pants! Smile grumpy pants!"

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hungry pants

when a chicks pants are wedged up her butt so it looks like her ass is eating her pants.

Check out the hungry pants on that broad.

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Whisper pants

A usually enjoyable visual, apparent when a women is wearing very tight trousers... you can see the lips move, but you can't hear what they are saying.

Did you get a glimpse of that babe's whisper pants

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in your pants

A phrase used to break uncomfortable silences; a phrase used to mock someone.

"I killed the cat." "...In your pants."

"I'm going to a concert." "Yea, IN YOUR PANTS!"

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Boots and Pants

From A Geico commercial:

Maxwell: "Pay my bill."

Geico App: "Your account is already paid in full."

Maxwell: "Well in that case, back to vacation mode."

(Techno Beat): Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants...etc.

Sitting In A Beach Chair On Vacation...:Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants...

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dick pants

A pair of pants that are so tight one can see the outline of the penis inside the pants.

"Mike, why are you wearing those dick pants? It doesn't look too great with your schmedium shirt".