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A video game that everyone pretends to hate on, but secretly everyone plays it behind the safety of their closet doors.
Person 1: Hey! Are you playing Pokemon GO right now? It's literally 2021!
Person 2: No! It's not what it looks like, I was just taking n*des!
Another game that only wastes your time and makes you compete with others and just brag how good you are but you're actually a person who got only one magikarp
and I just Hey, I was playing POKEMON GO and just caught a cubone
A game where you throw pointless balls at animals. Many times this game gets you in jail or killed
Okay I found this Mewtwo on the tracks in Pokemon GO! Lets catch it! *gets hit by train*
A game where you throw pointless balls at animals. Many times this game gets you in jail or killed
Okay I found this Mewtwo on the tracks in Pokemon GO! Lets catch it! *gets hit by train*
slang for extremely rough anal sex
"wanna hop on pokemon sv?"
"im exhausted, maybe next time."
When an ex-Pokemon player , Plays just about any game or has to make life choises, While also getting the choice of picking something to begin with , But at the same time given an option to ditch that same pick at almost any given time.
Often times people who suffer from Starter Pokemon complex , Will also have an unusual , Unobjective And some times straight off delusion reasons to keep their pick. It is primarily driven, from the bond that ashe katchen had with pikatchu in the Pokemon series, Which people try to mimic that to fictionally feel closer to that level of intimacy with a pokemon (Pick).
Tim : "*Picks reksai, At the first carousel in team fight tactics*"
Tim : "*Doesnt't sell that 2 gold cost unit , And keeps strengthening that champions throughout the game*"
Dennis : " Hey tim why didn't you sell that reksai ? "
Tim : "Reksai is a strong champ" (Reksai is not a strong champion at all)
Dennis : " You sooo got "Starter Pokemon complex"
Hallucinations of pokemon fighting each other.
Yo bro are you on some pokemon drugs?