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School scissors

What Katie Hand uses to cut her pubes.

Don’t smell them school scissors. Katie’s had them

by Fax only November 14, 2020


Butter Scissors

A patent pending scissor design specifically for slicing butter and other soft foods. The Butter Scissor was designed for tasks like cutting the crust off of you your PB&J or if you have a particularly tough batch of whipped cream on top of your latte you need to trim. Developed in 2021 by Mikey Alexander of Las Vegas.

Please pass the Butter Scissors.

Did you see the new Butter Scissors 2.0? They are Mikey's best idea yet!

by Red Potato December 13, 2021


Scissor Burn

The irritating rash that occurs during wild lesbo muff to muff grinding.

Eat less cheeseburgers to thin those thighs

Kelly and Wendy after a long awaited first encounter were so desiring of each other they couldn’t stop grinding despite the grinding pain of off their private encounter. Scissor burns are totally worth it.

by Shivermetimers6969 March 31, 2018


scissor mode

When a male goes to pee and it comes out in 2 directions which looks like a scissor he se the name

yo tyler, so i peed this morning omg and guess what... it was scissor mode.

by Jacoby Tommy Pizzle December 25, 2019


trans dimensional scissoring

the act of opening a portal to another dimension by scissoring yourself.

the kid in our math class was "trans dimensional scissoring" himself during class.

by knhcerwokl April 2, 2024


Scissor-tips

1: Really really pointy nipples.

2: Slang for lesbian sex

"Look at that dude's scissor-tips."

by scissory-boi January 15, 2021


scissor fever

When you see a cute or hot haircut of any kind that makes you want to cut your hair really badly

Omg this pixie cut is giving me scissor fever

by Ken_Nique March 19, 2016