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drain the swamp

A phrase used by political hacks to rally voters to their cause by promising to remove their respective governments of corrupt sycophants and replace them with corrupt sycophants that donated to their own political campaign. Typically results in a swampier swamp.

"Did you hear Trump is going to drain the swamp?"
"I doubt it."

by Urban Odin January 17, 2017

109๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž


swamp pheasant

An extremely ugly female. Not even after 40+ beers at the pub would you consider taking this thing home. If ofcourse your standards do drop for a night. And you woke up with her asleep next to you, with her head on your arm. I recommend chewing your arm off, so you can make a quick escape without waking her up !

" Hey man ! check out the swamp pheasant that's talkin to Dave "

by johnny_the_boy July 26, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


swamp-ass

A fat man's hairy ass. The Swamp is usually not washed for days and therefore has a "swampy" reference when described. depending on how long it has been since the fat man has washed his swamp, there may be forms of life adapting to their new "swampy" environment. One does not have to neccesarily be fat to adapt a swamp, but the extra fat and ass space will allow for more wilderness to grow upon ones anal environment. Caution: the swamp may become thicker and much harder to navigate as one becomes closer to the anal cavity or around the Gooch area.

damn, that guy in front of us has swamp-ass. i can practically see the fumes.

by KFCZombie July 13, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swamp Donkey

A girl typically seen at Pomona College.

Man, that Swamp Donkey tried to get me last night, but I kicked her fat ass.

by Teener2831 February 28, 2005

28๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swamp Donkey'd

To be "swamp donkey'd" is to: gaze upon a photo of a supposed "girl", only to be shocked, and appolled to find out it is a swamp donkey...and you are now blind.

see whitney leonard-Queen of the Swamp Donkeys

AWWWW MAN, were you just swamp donkey'd?

by Barrie Colts November 10, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swamp Fishing

to seek the affection of a person completely hideous

Check that out man, he's swamp fishing again. This has got to be the most poo faced girl yet!

by Vic T March 22, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


swamp puss

When a female has no showered and does not take care of her vag, causing it to smell and contact diseases.

Omg Karley smells pretty bad, I think she has swamp puss.

by Dewskilover March 14, 2019

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