two theets

I'm in a bad mood that even "two teeth" doesn't sound like English in my ears, so its fair for me to come up with a new definition for this bitch, yeah ladies and gentlemen I'm presenting to you the new right work which is "two theets" you will no longer be confused between thoot, toot, thot, tooth, theet, teeth, teeths, tits... only Theets is true everything else is fake and conspiracy by the government to be honest

I better not find you out there mentioning "teeth" like a bitch

bitch: what's up with these two teeth?
Me: its two theets Byatch
bitch: starts crying

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The Power of Two

The fifth season of BFDI hosted by Two. Where as 42 contestants fight for their power. This was currently posted after the fifth episode.

“Now that that’s taken care of, we can finally start the battle for, The Power Of Two!”

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The trusty two

The trusty two is a phrase used to describe the index and middle finger, the fingers most used for "her" pleasure. The trusty two never fail.

Girl: My vibrator broke
Girl 2: Oh no! What ever will you do?
Girl: No worries, its back to the trusty two until I get it fixed
Girl 2: What a relief

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Two Spins

Meaning Two full rotations of a scale or two hundred pounds. Can also be used for three or four spins as well.
Also known as Two Bills

Last night the chick mark showed up with was at least two and a half spins. He must have to roll her in flour before sex

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two in the basket

Used to describe the condition of woman who is pregnant with twins. Consequently her belly area is very large.

"She's so big, she must have two in the basket"

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Rule of Two

While a one night stand makes her feel used, a second hookup validates her worth. Then bail.

Remember that slut from the bar? Yeah, I used the rule of two on her.

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two flat

A term common in Chicago for a multi-story house that's been remodeled to accommodate an apartment on each floor. Sometimes also referred to as a "polish flat," likely referring to Chicago's large Polish population.

Dude 1: Hey, should I get an apartment in a high rise or a two flat?
Dude 2: Just get an apartment in a two flat. It's less expensive and you won't seem like a yuppie douchebag.

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