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The Las Vegas Rattlers are the worst team in Las Vegas. Anyone on the team or involved with the Rattlers should consider themselves an asshole. The Ratllers are a team filled with losers and rejects. The guy running the team should do everyone a favor and quit playing baseball.
The Las Vegas Rattlers SUCK!
If your on the Rattlers, your a fuckin pussy.
If you play for the Las Vegas Rattlers Baseball team, you suck.
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An...entertaining movie about an attorney and a writer (Benicio Del Toro and Johnny Depp) and them basically in a giant drug binge w/ every drug you can think of (except weed).
"Did you just eat all this acid?"
"That's right. MUSIC! Put that tape BACK IN! MUSIC! BACK ON! (Intellible)"
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She’s short with a pretty good sense of humor loves to be sarcastic and loves to make people laugh. Is also very artistic even though she Denys it.
Haley Lydia Monse Vega is the girl I want to marry
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it's a move you pull on the police in a car chase. you go really face take a sharp turn and about 1 mile down the road you get out of your car and lean on it to make it look like you were waiting for them.
Maddog: "So, what are you in here for?"
(insert cool name here): I killed my wife and the cops came chasing me, gave 'em a hell of a time when I pulled a "fear and loathing in las vegas"
Maddog: "Your fucking crazy man!"
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Vegas dry docking takes place between 3 men where one places the tip of his penis in another's for skin while the third jerks both off with a rolling of dice motion
Tavi, justin and Tyler all got caught doing the VEGAS DOCK at work
When you're in the left turn lane on a wide boulevard but you turn right instead.
Billy was in the left turn lane, but realized that the Casino he wanted to visit was to the right. He decided to do a las vegas left turn.
When a suspicious or questionable officiating call in a sports game drastically alters the momentum or outcome of a game in a way that prevents any semblance of integrity for the game, but allows the sportsbooks to pocket all the money from the lost bets as a result of the altered outcome. Became a popular phrase after the NFL embraced gambling, following a favorable US Supreme Court ruling in 2018, and then the NFL broke the record for the most one-score games in a season, a couple years later.
Announcer: They called holding on the left tackle to erase the 53 yard gain, but I don’t know Jim, I didn’t see anything there warranting a penalty.
Other Announcer: Yea wild outcome, who could have expected the game would end this way!?
Every impressionable child: Look how cute Taylor and Travis are on the field together after Travis committed several penalties uncalled, and spent the pregame bullying the Ravens kicker and throwing his helmet and equipment across the field. SUCH a sweetheart.
Every other spectator around the world: Vegas called… bye bye money.