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When you have a story about an unusual sex scenario.
Bro I have a mad cocktail to tell ya
A cocktail of drugs done in a specific order. Take a dab, do a shot of Jack Daniels, take a bump of ketamine and then receive a slap in the face from your best friend.
Dillon keeps yelling about how fucking splurnt he is.
Yeah he’s been doing splurnt cocktails all night.
A cocktail influencer on social media who passes off other people’s recipes as their own and thinks they have cringey amounts of sex appeal when in fact they come across as a douche.
Look at the guys insta he’s definitely a cocktail bro
The act of making a girl cum and then drinking her feminine juices from her vagainal tunnel.
Aye boy, She made me a damn fine fish cocktail the other night.
A sexual move where usually the female will put one foot on the male's testicles, and the other foot used to choke the man out. Next, the woman will clasp their hands together over the male's penis and begin to suck very hard.
Mike: Bro what happened to you last night?
Dave: (In hysteria) She took everything...
Mike: Rebecca? W-w-what did she take?
Dave: (Still Crying) she took all my sperm... performing a Nevada Cocktail...
A slang term indicating that you have high levels of fluorine in your body.
Bob: I have such high fluorine levels right now dude!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!
An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)
Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"
Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."