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A guy who's SEXY AS HELL and gets all the girls whenever he pulls up. A GOD AT GAMES and just a god at life girls often say "Eskimo you are a fucking God and sexy as hell"
Eskimo is sexy as hell
A romantic partner who saves you from addiction or some other vice.
âThatâs Janice. Sheâs my wife. Sheâs sitting right there. Sheâs my Eskimo.â - The Town
The eskimo shuffle refers to an iconic dance move in eskimo culture during the late 1700's. Eskimos would freeze their hands together behind their back and would chase after penguins in what was considered the antartic's first push towards global sporting recognition with their proposal to the olympic games getting rejected under the claims that it was more of a dance and less of a sport. The eskimo's, obviously distraught over the sheer lack of respect to their culture banded together and set out to destroy their fierce rivals at the time. The Jamaican jig had a much wider spread of influence and mass appeal to those with restricted access to penguins and was their number 1 competition in achieving global recognition through the eskimo shuffle.
look at that person do the eskimo shuffle in the club, hes crazy with it
Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.
Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.
Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?
There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.
If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
When the foreskin develops frostbite in low-temperature conditions and falls off
Chad got lost in the mountains last week and ended up with an Eskimo Circumcision.
When two ladies acknowledge being intimate with the same male and then scissor each other they then become Eskimo Scissors.
"Let's get rid of Scott's body now that we've killed it and become Eskimo Scissors," the Lady Bandits said.