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Family Bath

When your whole family takes a bath together

Wanna come over for tonight’s family bath

by FamilyBathMan April 02, 2019


The Waldo Family

The family that will annoy any other family having a good time by being loud and obnoxious in the nerdiest manor possible. As a result, the families often spend their time playing "Where's Waldo?" while looking and dressing the part. Annoying behaviors the Waldos exhibit are immense, ranging from the nightly family meetings to holding hands and singing in your favorite hangout spot. Wherever there's joy, there's a Waldo on route to ruin it.

Person 1: "Hey, could you tell the Waldo family to be quiet while the movie is on?"

Person 2: "I would, but I can't see them!"

Person 1: "But I can't even hear the show, all I hear is them saying tips and tricks for math problems!"

by AkBeast August 10, 2019


school family

family but at school generally assigning random friends as your mom, dad, siblings, etc

"Yeah, John's part of my school family. He's the dad."

by stevonniemahniverse July 04, 2015


chosen family

friends or close people that you consider your family; people that you have chosen to be a part of your life forever

"those guys are my chosen family."

by what.is.pseudonym November 16, 2022


keyper family

the keyper family is the strongest family out there. they are kind, supportive, and a little crazy. they love and care about every keyper out there and are always happy to welcome a new keyper from the family. they adore the key brothers and will forever

hey are you apart of the keyper family?

by keyper_forever September 01, 2017


Street Family

Street family culture derives from homeless youth. Often times disabled homeless youth, or just youth that no one cares about. In some places, street family members grow into adults and stay in the family.

What can you do, when you are young, and no one cares about you? Children tend to have very active imagination, children like to play house.

A street family is a pretentious family created by children not being protected.

It isn't necessarily violent, but there is often drama, as drama comes with poverty.

Street families tend to disregard traditional family roles. In fact, in some cases, that includes having nonsensical roles, like the street mom's street brother being also the street brother of the street mom's street son.

Street family members tend to be extremely vulnerable leading to victimization, which includes police misconduct.

The tone varries, but street family members are easily replaceable to the outside world, however, if they were conditional towards each other, they wouldn't last.

In this hypothetical street family, it lasted more than 10 years. Billy is 23, being one of the youngest, he joined at 14, with ODD and being abused after getting abandoned.
Billy has been stabbed in the back lots of times by his street family, but he stays because it's his security.
They are afraid, held together by fight or flight. The entire point is to pretend that there is stability where there is none.

Bitzy is my street mom in my street family. We kinda just vibe.

by mynameis FThem Cloud December 01, 2021


Family Guy

A cartoon that was awesome. Especially the early seasons where Peter was still retarded, but didn't act all childish, Brian was the voice of reason for Peter instead of a liberal douche, Stewie being evil and wanting to kill Lois, Cleveland was around, and Lois wasn't a terrible mother.

Person 1: Wanna watch some Family Guy?

Person 2: If you're talking the earlier seasons, for sure!

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021