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Two Guy Friends who immediately become enemies after entering an intense "anything goes" battle to see who can sleep with an attractive female first.
"Poke" being used here as a term for casual sex.
Person: Why does it seem like Thomas and John suddenly hate each other?
Person 2: Oh they are in a Poke War for the new girl in the office.
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a retard phrase 4 ppl that are trying to say i smoke pot while stoned
o poke smot u doofis what so u think this is..........ehhhh what are those handcuffs 4?
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having sex with a woman you are poking the chicken,ask someone the question did you poke the chicken,then with one hand put your first finger back and forth through a hole you've made with your other hand
i poked it like there was no tomorrow
"poke the chicken"
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Inserting the penis head into a Mormon vagina. Then ceasing all thrusting of the hips, thus preventing the loss of Virginity.
Last night, me and my girl tried that Poke-and-Stop. We loved it, plus she's still a virgin!
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A poke ninja refers to talented and skilled person who pokes people on facebook using unusual and crafty methods. Poking in a ninja manner involves stealth, speed, mastery of various poking options.
Suspected to possess jedi-like powers, a poke ninja can poke using household objects, different programming styles, small rodents, and has an uncanny ability to dance in a 50s swing style to any kind of music, except country music.
Poke ninjas appreciate chaos, pickles and have been known to lick randomly people.
James is such an amazing poke ninja. Jessica was a pokecamper, and when he poked her, she didn't even realize it.
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The smoking of weed in a nonsensical manner
Jen: yo, Phyllis you wanna poke the bunny?
Phyllis: sure bro!
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The act of poking someone on Facebook that you either don't know well or don't have any desire to poke in the literal sense just to be civil.
I'm not really into this guy that friended me on FB but he keeps poking me so I keep sending him courtesy pokes just to be polite.
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