A silent leader is supposed to be someone who is a leader who really doesn't talk and is a person who's pretty quiet. Only the problem is that YOU CANT LEAD SILENTLYYYYYY!
Ashley: "Jennifer is just a silent leader.". Marge: "So in other words your saying she can't lead because a silent leader doesn't exist because no one can lead silently?". Ashley: "Duh"
Roasting between you and another person with no audience to witness.
My Silent roasting is on point, are you sure you want this?
You've had a night out, you got drunk and went home with someone to their place. Sex was had and you went to sleep happy, satisfied and wasted.
You wake up the next day and suddenly realise what you did. Full of regret (for whatever reason), you then try to make a silent retreat so last night's partner doesn't notice you leaving and ask any awkward questions (like "can I call you?")
Henry: It felt so right at the time, me and Sarah had this huge argument, this girl was all over me and pretty soon we're back at her place.
Eddie: Oh geez...
Henry: Yeah. I wake up next morning to find myself next to this complete stranger lying asleep and text messages from Sarah telling me how sorry she is.
Eddie: What did you do?
Henry: Make a silent retreat. Last thing I needed was her asking me for my number.
the term used by lazy people (bums) to appear mysterious and to give a false impression of their come up to mask their real activity of bumming the fuck out to the rest of the group.
A: “where have you been man?”
B: “can’t say. I’m moving silently”
“Bro I’m locked in. also can't show wat I'm working on cuz moving silently“
A: “what are you working on?”
B: “can’t say cuz I’m moving silently”
A silent otter is a gay man seemingly small in height but appears straight in public and only reveals his true self online in private naked otter chat rooms
“How come Todd never brings a date to our Friendsgiving get togethers”?. “Well Susan, Todd is a bit different my dear. He shops at naked otter image search and most girls aren’t attracted to that Entirely . Todd is a silent otter, he enjoys scrawny white men behind closed doors .”
The girls that get it get get it and the girls that don’t…don’t.
Silent bowling am I right!?
The girls that get…get and the girls who don’t…don’t
Silent Bowling am I right?!