golden toilet

When two men proceed to urinate inside of a females mouth as a competition to see who gets more urine inside the females mouth

"Yo dude, wanna make this a golden toilet"

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toilet paper

1. A kind of paper you wipe your butt with after using the toilet
2. A decoration to put on your neighbor's house
3. The only cure for coronavirus

1. Wow, this toilet paper is so soft!
2. I toilet papered Mrs. Simpson's house yesterday.
3. Everyone's stocking up on toilet paper because of coronavirus.

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Toilet Taint

1. The part of the toilet just after the tank but before the bowl. This is where pubic hair, dried urine splash and all sorts of other awfulness reside.

1.
Husband: I cleaned the bathroom.
Wife: No you didn't, you missed the toilet taint.

2.
Wife: I had to throw out my toothbrush because it fell on the toilet taint. (true story)

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massive toilet

a massive loo, for a massive ass to sit on

omg wat a massive toilet over there

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Submarine Toilet

An occurance that happens when you are giving somebody anal and you pull out too fast, causing the suction to unload their shit and your jizz all over you.

(Significance: Toilets in a submarine have to be properly flushed, or else it will overflow or spray the contents everywhere)

Bob: "Dude, how'd it go last night?"
John: "It was good until the end..."
Bob: "Awwwww that's the most important part man!! What happened?"
John: "Well, after I finished, I got a submarine toilet"
Bob: "..... You're fucking retarded. I got you laid and this happens??"

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toilet merlot

Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.

"I thought I was going to die. I just turned 15lbs of bad crawfish into toilet merlot."

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toilet stomp

Forcing the mouth of an oppressed individual onto the ceramic edge of a toilet and stomping directly onto the back of their head. This often breaks the victim's jaw and pushes their teeth into their skull. This is extremely painful and entails a long recovery. The lack of sanitary conditions can lead to immense infections that can last years. This is equivalent to a curb stomp except instead of on a curb, the event is taken place on a toilet. Once a man toilet stomps someone, he may need to flush repeatedly to hide the moans of the victim. That, or he can toilet stomp the victim into unconsciousness.

That fruit tard was dancin' with my mom, so I broke him with a toilet stomp, son!

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