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ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.
El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.
El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
Did you hear what happened at the fuck tree yesterday?
When you have OG weed or good ass weed
“Damn, that’s some good tree you got there.”
A flaccid penis that looks like it has an STI
So Brandon wanted to have sex and then I saw his dragged tree and I got outta there
similiar to drop bears, they will jump on you and instead of mauling you, will file your taxes.
Man, that guy Sam Levine is such a tree jew!
My girlfriend and I couldn't believe the size of the tree turds we saw today while hiking.
A marijuana plant with ornaments on it.
“Yo bro, lets gather some gibemass tree.”
A police helicopter hovering in the tree tops reporting your every move to police on the ground. This either happens during crime in progress or when your trying to come up. Also posssible post crime.
Damn fool..RUN!!...I see them tree narcsI told you this was a bad lick. We fuc€ed...