Beyond all levels of tiredness. The most extreme level of being tired.
I am so fucking butt-ass tired that I could sleep for days.
Tired-al waves tend to hit an individual suddenly and unexpectedly, particularly after prolonged periods of work or fun-having. Many people describe how they feel quite energetic in one moment and the next they are hit by a wave of exhaustion. This is a tired-al wave.
John; Dude that marathon was awesome, I could do it all again.
Jim; No probs dude, let's go!
John; Oh no, wait, major tired-al wave...sorry I'm going home
A conventional seat swing , made of a person of colour, with said person's head and feet tied to a position where he acts like a board.
Did you hear that Donald trump made a lot of Kentucky Tire Swings when he was younger?
A branch of the family tree so convoluted due to incest that it has become circular and rubbery.
We can't blame him for his stupidity. His mother got knocked up by her dad, which he is his mother's brother, his own nephew, uncle, and his dad's grandson. The whole family is a real Arkansas tire swing.
Type of customer who has read every magazine, every online article, knows every line of the specs but has absolutely no budget, no permission from wife, partner or boss to buy but consumes every type of material like a ravenous T-rex and always has a BS use case that involves every single person in the company.
He begins every conversation asking for a free trial for XYZ corporation, whether of garden hoses or jet engines.
Mr Chen (or Suresh, almost always a recent immigrant with academic qualifications out of all proportion to the incredibly minor role held in a large US corporation) is a complete tire kicking bastard.
multiple penial-anal penetrations within a short span of time or simultaneously.
it was a total tire-fire at work today
A Cuban who sets sail for america in thir cars spare tire.
Look over there its an Tire boat Captain.