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Friend: "Did you score with Courtney last night?"
you: " nah she had that trout taco"
A turd floating in the Maumee River
When I was at the docks watching the fireworks I saw a fisherman snag the biggest Toledo Trout I had ever seen!
The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.
Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!
Big Turtle and Small Turtle making out
Big Turtle and Small Turtle are having romantic moments and they decide to out like a trout
Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.
he's hella weird. he needs to get his speedo lookin ass tf outta here bruh. Michael is 1000000 time better.
some kid: "hey do u know edward (teddy) trout!"
some other kid: "that annoying ass bitch. he needs to get his speedo looking ass outta here !!!!"
When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water
*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter”